Human Pretzel
Watch this guy wrap himself up on a cable machine.

Somehow, this only gets funnier as we watch it.
We're not exactly sure what this guy is trying to accomplish with his cable workout here, but he does eventually prove one thing: He's got some serious hip flexibility.
Well, two things. He's got serious hip flexibility, and he's got a front-row seat for a smell test of his own farts. Moral of the story: If a trainer on the floor is keeping an eye on things, make sure he's not overprotective of his clipboard. And never eat burritos before cable-machine-leg-raise day.
