Okay, gents: Since you follow Men’s Fitness in all its digital permutations, you probably know all about the stories we post every day on workouts, nutrition, and all-around cool stuff that makes your life even more awesome.
But what you might not know until reading this very sentence is that we publish a real-life print magazine on very high quality paper, with all those stories in one gorgeous, beautifully crafted package. Better yet: The brand-new March 2016 issue is out on newsstands now—and it’s not even March yet. That’s how much we care about keeping you ahead of the curve.
Show your crappy wi-fi signal who’s boss as you enjoy the manly man’s guide to getting a killer core without crunches (detailed on page 106) and 3 moves you can do to get more muscle (page 116), all arrayed in a glorious printed magazine. There are also pictures! Pictures of people like Gemita Samarra, the Bond stunt-babe arrayed on pages 52 and 53!
Best of all: This print issue can be yours, no subscription necessary. That’s why we’ve created The Men’s Fitness Newsstand Workout. It’s specially designed to get your heart pumping, your endurance capability up, and your toughness intensified as you get your hands on the March 2016 issue of Men’s Fitness.
THE MEN’S FITNESS NEWSSTAND WORKOUT
Step 1: Get Off Your Ass
Standing up is good for you. Do it. You know what else is good for you? Seaweed. (Surprised? Check out page 20).
Step 2: Do Some Pushups
Back straight, head in line with your body, elbows tight to your body, chest to the floor. Essential, like every gram of protein you can cram into your diet (see page 82).
Step 3: Go to Your Nearest Purveyor of Quality Magazines
This is the cardio component of the workout, and that means you have endless options. Hit up the newsstand on the way to that healthy, delicious lunch you’re about to chow down on. Head to the nearest drugstore, preferably while see page ). Go to a brick-and-mortar bookstore and show the ladies in your life you’re an erudite son of a Socrates as you flip through our investigation in the weird workout power of hypnosis (yes, hypnosis—check out page 86).
Step 4: Buy the March Issue of Men’s Fitness
Norman Reedus, the badass star of The Walking Dead, is on the cover—and he's profiled on page 62, where he unveils secrets of his unusual "fat-melting" fitness routine and what the rest of season 6 holds. Alternatively, you could just check out our feature on the most unbelievably awesome sex of your life, straight from our panel of "sexperts."
Step 5: Profit
Imagine the satisfaction on your next business flight when all the other schmucks on that 747 have to shut down their laptops during takeoff and landing, all while you’re getting the details on spring style from famed soccer star David Villa (page 68) and the explosive new fitness trend of indoor rock-climbing (page 74). “Damn,” the non-magazine-endowed fellow passengers will say, “that totally badass dude has his shit together.”
And you will, because you’ll be reading the latest issue of Men’s Fitness.
