Okay, gents: Since you follow Men’s Fitness in all its digital permutations, you probably know all about the stories we post every day on workouts, nutrition, and all-around cool stuff that makes your life even more awesome.
But what you might not know until reading this very sentence is that we publish a real-life print magazine on very high quality paper, with all those stories in one gorgeous, beautifully crafted package. Better yet: The brand-new January/February 2016 issue is out on newsstands now—and it’s not even January yet. That’s how much we care about keeping you ahead of the curve.
Show your crappy wi-fi signal who’s boss as you enjoy the manly man’s guide to getting lean in 2016 (detailed on page 68) and the optimal diet for getting down to 7% body fat, all arrayed in a glorious printed magazine. There are also pictures! Pictures of people like Kingdom's new queen, Natalie Martinez, on page 56!
Best of all: This print issue can be yours, no subscription necessary. That’s why we’ve created The Men’s Fitness Newsstand Workout. It’s specially designed to get your heart pumping, your endurance capability up, and your toughness intensified as you get your hands on the January/Februrary 2015 issue of Men’s Fitness.
THE MEN’S FITNESS NEWSSTAND WORKOUT
Step 1: Get Off Your Ass
Standing up is good for you. Do it. You know what else is good for you? Coconut oil (see page 99).
Step 2: Do Some Pushups
Back straight, head in line with your body, chest almost to the floor. Essential, like the eight tried-and-true cold and flu remedies featured on page 42.
Step 3: Go to Your Nearest Purveyor of Quality Magazines
This is the cardio component of the workout, and that means you have endless options. Hit up the newsstand on the way to that healthy, delicious lunch you’re about to chow down on. Head to the nearest drugstore, preferably while wearing the latest in top-notch gear tailored for your style of workout (see page 80). Go to a brick-and-mortar bookstore and show the ladies in your life you’re an erudite son of a Socrates as you flip through our investigation in the weird workout power of hypnosis (yes, hypnosis—check out page 86).
Step 4: Buy the January/February Issue of Men’s Fitness
Matt Bomer is on the cover (and he's profiled on page 62). Yes, we tell you in great detail how the American Horror Story: Hotel star works out (108)—so you can get the absurdly (emphasis on abs) ripped body he sculpted for Magic Mike XXL.
Step 5: Profit
Imagine the satisfaction on your next business flight when all the other schmucks on that 747 have to shut down their laptops during takeoff and landing, all while you’re getting the details on how to hack Valentine's Day (find out on page 32), and everything you need to make your own beer (listed on page 60). “Damn,” the non-magazine-endowed fellow passengers will say, “that totally badass dude has his shit together.” And you will, because you’ll be reading the latest issue of Men’s Fitness.
