Morning, gents. Here's the latest in dude news from the wide world of the Internet:
The First-Person Action Movie: The first trailer has dropped for Hardcore, an action movie shot entirely from the perspective of the hero played by Sharlto Copley. As the name suggests, it's gruesome and violent—but it's also inventive and thrilling. [Collider]
Cave People Ate Oatmeal(?!): Paleo-dieters might have to reconsider their diet choices. Researchers at Italy's University of Florence discovered a 33,000-year-old pestle dusted with oat starch, suggesting that our Stone-Age predecessors ate grains after all. [Men's Fitness]
A Ninja Warrior Ascends to Greatness: Isaac Caldiero, a professional rock climber and part-time busboy, plowed through the monumentally difficult third and fourth stages of American Ninja Warrior to best fellow finisher Geoff Britten by a mere 3.6 seconds. [Men's Fitness]
Aussie Star Makes 49ers Start: Remember Jarryd Hayne, the Australian rugby player who absolutely truck-sticked a dude during the preseason? He made the 49ers roster, and recovered from an "inexcusable" mistake in his first touch to get a few more carries later in the game. [ESPN]
Son of Apollo: The second trailer for Creed, the Rocky spin-off starring Michael B. Jordan as the son of Apollo Creed, is out. Check it: