Morning, gents. Here's the dude news roundup for Monday, August 17:
It's Tebow Time: In his first "real" football since 2013, prodigal quarterback Tim Tebow scored his first touchdown in an Eagles uniform. He got some cheers and decent reviews, which is saying something in Philadelphia. [SB Nation / ESPN]
Get This Guy on Your Fantasy Team: The Arizona Rattlers team dancers (a.k.a. the Sidewinders) were doing their typical mid-game routine on Saturday night. Then a guy dressed in a football player's uniform joined the dance, and basically did the greatest touchdown dance of all time. [Arena Football League]
Seize the Day: Jason Day smashed records en route to a soaring victory at the PGA Championship on Sunday, besting wunderkind Jordan Speith before breaking down in tears. But they were some manly tears, yo. (For a list of the fittest golfers he beat, check this out.)
We Told You So: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.— starring our September cover guy, Henry Cavill— opened Friday to solid reviews, and plenty of Internet mouth-watering over the movie's style credentials. (Here's what he's drinking in the movie, for reference.) [Men's Fitness]
USA 8, Costa Rica 0: If you were drinking a shot for every goal the U.S. Women's National Team scored in their victory-tour opener against Costa Rica, we hope you were at least drinking something good. Also: Mad props, Meghan Klingenberg. [USWNT]